Thursday, July 27, 2006

The Summer is a Little More Fabulous Now....

This belongs in the "You Don't Say..." file. It's just more proof that being gay comes from your environment. I mean, the kid was in a boy band, danced around in costumes (many, nightly), frosted his hair, etc. Hopefully Focus on the Family will be on top (pun intended) of this new tactic of the Homosexual Army.

Speaking of gay armies....Good thing they got rid of him. Can't have gays "doing" instead of just "asking" and "telling". On a side note, in the article it seems as if there was a lot of asking and not so much telling. My favorite part is this:

On Dec. 2, investigators formally interviewed Copas and asked if he understood the military’s policy on homosexuals, if he had any close acquaintances who were gay, and if he was involved in community theater (emphasis added). He answered affirmatively.

You can't let your stereotype die anywhere, not even the army. Plus, if 'Merca has an arabic-speaking sodomite of a soldier, the terrorists win.

For a country so hellbent on irony, people sure don't get sarcasm or parody. You'd think they'd realize fake news from real news. But then again, considering the present, and the fact that one of the headlines on today is about Britney Spears being a whitetrash wife. Shocker. Apparently that's as important as the middle east exploding.

I'm about halfway through my new book, "Absurdistan" by Gary Shteyngart. It's pretty funny, although it seems as if the author is a little too self-referential. One of his characters is a Russian author/professor in NYC named "Jerry Shteynfarb" whose acclaimed book "The Russian Arriviste's Hand Job". Shteyngart's acclaimed first book is "The Russian Debutante's Handbook". It's starting to get on my nerves, but other than that, definitely recommended.

The only reason he tested positive for higher testosterone levels is that the test's baseline is Lance Armstrong. (Think about it...)

I think i've offended enough for one day.


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