Possible Foray into Creative Writing?

On Tuesdays in the spr-umm-all (June 15-October 26) there is a farmer's market outside my building with delicious baked goods. I went to go get a chocolate chip cookie yesterday when it randomly decided to pour for 10 minutes. I aborted the mission and came back inside. Here's the google chat that ensued:

me: a torrential downpour just thwarted my cookie purchasing

1:10 PM Kally: that is an excellent sentence.

that's the beginning of a really funny story.

1:11 PM like. in a book.

i'm not demanding that you tell me a story.

1:12 PM me: It was a dark and stormy night.

A torrential downpour just thwarted my cookie purchasing.

1:13 PM Kally: yes. exactly.

that is comedy gold.

or. you know. it could be.

1:14 PM me: It was a dark and stormy night.
A torrential downpour just thwarted my cookie purchasing. Now Livinia will certainly divorce me.

1:15 PM Or worse, send me back out in a second attempt

Cookies and I have never gotten along.

Ever.

1:16 PM Ever since my first lunch in kindergarten, when Steven Billings took my perfectly packaged oreos out of my lunch for "bully tax".

Straight through today...per usual.