When furniture attacks....

Kally: ...oh god. to somewhere specific? is he going to couch surf?

me: couch surg

Kally: i only ask because my brother would definitely do that

me: -g

+f

OH MY GOD RUNNNNN!

Kally: is he going to surf on our couch?

me: THE COUCHES ARE SURGING!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Kally: IT'S A BLITZ!!!

(alolling.)