Saturday, December 27, 2008

Only 2 days, 21 hours, 24 minutes, etc....

I just got woken up by my mom asking if i wanted to go for a car ride.

How did you know that's what I was dreaming about?! But instead of a car, it was the bed. And instead of a ride, it was staying the fuck asleep.

News flash--we have cars up north. This just in--we invented them. It's not a big thing to ride in a horseless buggy back home. People do it all the time. In fact, some are glad when they don't have to.

Speaking of owned pwned pictures

Monday, December 08, 2008


Why isn't there a website devoted to "Barack Obama Facts" a la Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer, or Vin Diesel? Barack Obama is eleventy times better than they are. Plus, he's a real person. For example....

Barack Obama can turn water into crude oil.

Barack Obama killed Osama Bin Laden on 9/12/2001.

(Offfffff course, as soon as I googled "Barack Obama Facts", I found this website. Blog post FAIL. I guess one good thing is that it isn't very funny. So I've got that goin for me, which is nice. Not that mine are funny, but anyways.)

I found this exchange between Kally and myself pretty humorous:

Me: There are physical plant workers working in our hallway
and they are SOOOO loud. They pretty much yell to each other. And there's this fat one, who is the loudest of all (offff course)
and he reminds me of curly from the 3 stooges....i hate the 3 stooges

Kally: yeah, that particular brand of comedy never appealed to me.

Me: it drives me crazy. it makes me angry like jazz

Kally: i HATE jazz...hate hate hate hate...and scat calling....and any combination of the 2

Me: i always found "scat" to be an unfortunately named musical genre

Kally: yes. because it either means poop, or "go away".

Me: i was thinking mainly the poop part [Blogger Note: This video is hilarious.]

Kally: so if you say "scat scat!", does that mean "go away poop!"...and "scat calling" means poop calling or go away calling. that doesn't even make sense...

Me: it means "poop poop" like something you yell to a dog at night when it's cold outside

Kally: i have never yelled that at my dog. i think he'd be offended

Me: my mom yells it to her dogs
[Blogger Note: Thanks to The Soup for alerting me to this goodness]



Wednesday, December 03, 2008

Links, w00t!

Double entendre file: Largest endowment in higher education.

God is my anti-terrorist

The main reason why I can never (NEVER) own a TiVo

Still shocked he was passed over for VP...and State...and.... But Commerce is cool...right? Everyone's heard of Don Evans and Carlos Gutierrez.... I guess he did lose some points for this.

Everyone misses Richardson's beard.