me: I WANT A CAT
NOW
CATCATCATCATCATCATCATCATCATCATCATCATCATCATCAT
Kally: 3 months. 3 months, tim
me: no, i want a cat for years not just months
that sounds like a rent-a-cat
Kally: IN 3 months.
in 3 months you can have a cat for years.
me: maybe there's some rentacat black market that you've stumbled onto
all types of opus dei and shit
Kally: hahahahaha
you meet in dark alleys
exchange money
me: Tom Hanks shows up to do some puzzles
Kally: and take your cat to a hotel room to play with catnip.
me: There's some evil albino mexican hairless self-flagellating
Kally: is that like dr. evil's cat?
Kally: oh i get it, mexican hairless dog.
me: of course the dog is the evil bad guy
and dog bkwds is god
dan brown reference...so....
Kally: not like silas, who was actually spanish in the book...
and albino.
probably not hairless...
me: probably